first post of probably one too many. at least i'll keep this updated daily, or every other day at the latest! nothing worse than a blogger who doesn't fucking update it. odds are if i know you and you have one of these i'm probably pissed that you don't do a good job with it (ray gurz is off the hook, study his example).

i got a digital camera recently from a pawn shop and already busted the movie and photo playback functions, but it was 40 bucks so fuck it. so here's some photos from like the last 2 weeks.



Kurtz IMs me and tells me to pick him up immedately because he heard from Chad that Vlads car somehow rolled down the hill in the parking lot at saugy and he wanted to see it just as badly as I did. 15 minutes later, we see the path of destruction with a blue car sitting at the bottom. Kurtz walks out of the car and to his face says "What'd you park it down there?". That pretty much made me put my camera away, I figure taking a photo of his car while it's down there on top of kurtz's hilarious comment was a bit too much even for a douche that used to do 540 flips in front of me while i tried to learn how to 360 flip.







Slammed right into that bank mad nice. Was his car pushed? Or did he leave it in neutral? We'll never know.





Meanwhile everyone up top was singing the Modest Mouse song from the Toy Machine commercial in Misled Youth with a topical twist:

"THIS CAR IS DEFINITELY CRASHING!"

"HIS CIVIC WAS DEFINITELY IN NEUTRAL!"






V was in mid-sentence "Get that fuckin' thi..."





Tyler Z had Lego hair.

Have to end the first post with a banger right? Stuff like this is why he got last part in Consistently Awesome.




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