I WISH I LIVED IN MACUNGIE

TUMBLIN'

2010-04-06T23:05:00.001-07:00

anything worthwhile or funny will be posted up here instead:

http://dollarbinhustle.tumblr.com/

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2010-03-01T10:07:00.001-08:00

HELP OUT THE SKATEPLAZA!

We're currently in 5th place out of god knows how many entries, so every vote counts! I'm normally not into these online voting type deals because I think they are BS, but this one's actually legit. It's easy to sign in and register if you have a facebook, just click the "Connect with Facebook" button. THE WHOLE THING TAKES 30 SECONDS TO DO! PLEASE DO IT ONCE A DAY!

ONE MORE TIME: This is going to be the only thing of it's kind on the east coast, and will be about an hour away from Philadelphia and NYC! It's win/win for everyone!

www.refresheverything.com/bethlehemskateplaza

Here's all the offical wordings from Pepsi:

"VOTE FOR BETHLEHEM SKATEPLAZA

Click on the link and then register. Then just vote on the skate plaza. You get 10 votes everyday you go onto the site to distribute to whatever 10 different projects you want to support. The Skateplaza is in the running for $250,000.

* To establish a world class skate plaza in Bethlehem.
* To provide a safe venue for action sports enthusiasts.
* To attract an average of 150-200 skaters/BMXer's per day.
* To strengthen community partnerships & positive well-being of the City

This grant would mean full completion of Phase 1 of the skateplaza PLUS a good chunk of money in the bank to help complete phase 2 sooner."

DUMP

2010-02-20T09:53:00.000-08:00

this dude's whole deal was pretty out there

favorite meat: the type that's spinning

LATELY

2010-02-01T23:07:00.000-08:00

ALSO ...

2010-01-11T09:00:00.000-08:00

this: (make sure to read the caption)

LIKE WHOA

2010-01-06T23:54:00.000-08:00

every once in a while, i'll see something in a skate magazine that completely baffles me.

click this to see it in it's full glory

fOCUS TRADE SHOW

2010-01-06T04:31:00.000-08:00

Focus trade show

Ray made me change my name and stance

the perks of being on geech's pix msg rounds

bubbaz in braidz

ART

2009-12-30T03:19:00.000-08:00

these have been under my bed for years now, i think they're from 6th grade. my mom made me to go our family friend's weekly drawing class at her house because i was probably playing too many video games. i hated it.

PHONE DUMP

2009-12-17T16:05:00.000-08:00

camera phone dumpin':

Bubba joined the crew

key Homebase product placement at The Attic

Andrew Po absolutely KILLING it

"-How i got through my week by Brendan Spohn"
THANKS SLUMPBUSTER!

MODERN NEEDS

2009-12-13T18:39:00.001-08:00

blog's been stale. sorry.

modern needs will be out in 2010.

"modern needs" trailer from Lost Soul Skateboards on Vimeo.

BANGS

2009-12-01T06:11:00.000-08:00

ISHYAAABABYBOYYYYYY...

BANGS

DAWSON'S CREEK

2009-11-22T12:26:00.000-08:00

Dad wanted some help ebaying some stuff

try to keep count of how many bikes you see

...not one of the cars pictured above either

Dawson Spohn keeps some bikes in the house too

i lol'ed when i saw this shit

there were also 2 more in the living room that i didn't take pictures of.

wtf?

CURRENT ROTATION

2009-11-20T16:15:00.000-08:00

easily the best movie i saw all year.

POCKET TEES

2009-11-16T03:02:00.000-08:00

Commeh had a sick art show, with a great turnout. go buy his shit at homebase!

exactly how the whole weekend looked from my point of view coincidentally

typically the scene around 2 AM. she's passed out, and there's a dirty plate 2 feet away from me.

THE STITCHES

2009-11-13T23:18:00.001-08:00

if you see Berner, give him a ride somewhere.

and a hug.

MEH MEH

2009-11-03T21:33:00.001-08:00

Some updates are on the way soon, in the meantime, I'd like to take a second to blow up Commeh's art show at Homebase this Friday Nov. 7th. Mr. Labbe always comes correct with the pottery, I can't wait to see what he's had up his sleeve (or down deep in that v-neck he has).

DAVE ENGLAND

2009-10-18T19:22:00.000-07:00

I used to mention from time to time this particular Jackass sketch, but i know I had only seen it once. It was the kind of thing they only showed on the night it aired, and it got pulled from all future reruns. finally MTV put this stuff out on dvd, and i couldn't be happier. so to the rest of you i present, The Vomelete:

SAD NEWS...

2009-10-17T23:16:00.000-07:00

"Brooklyn Banks Skate Park Closing

The Downtown Express reports that an area under the Brooklyn Bridge that's a popular skatepark called Brooklyn Banks (video) will probably be closing: "The city plans to use the internationally known Brooklyn Banks skate park as a staging area during the Brooklyn Bridge reconstruction, which is starting later this year and will last until 2014," according to the Parks Department. And the Department of Transportation "said the city would definitely need the space" at some point."

http://gothamist.com/2009/10/16/brooklyn_banks_skate_park_closing.php

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT...

2009-10-08T17:32:00.000-07:00

This opinion piece was in the paper sunday, and i feel as if it fell through the cracks.

I just want to know who said keck is "whack". He must've interviewed Tito or something. God, I hate that kid.

IDIOT

2009-10-06T14:23:00.001-07:00

2009-10-05T20:45:00.000-07:00

it's that time of the year again:

TOUR DE FORCE

2009-10-02T03:02:00.000-07:00

One liners that would make Chevy Chase cry

GIVE BACK THE ROCK

2009-09-27T01:42:00.000-07:00

jock

he asked me if that was a "real" skateboard, i said "fuck yeah it is"

T. S.

INTRODUCING

2009-09-25T22:04:00.000-07:00

there's some things out there that you might hate on

...but in this case, it would just be a waste of time.

COME UP

2009-09-16T22:52:00.000-07:00

free 6 month subscription to The Skateboard Mag? what?

"HE SMELLS LIKE ALCOHOL"

2009-09-07T13:49:00.000-07:00

on some 9th grade shit

BLINK 182 & WEEZER

2009-08-28T15:38:00.000-07:00

the day was finally upon us.

max brought his v-neck and combover for the occasion

pit stop for 90 cent shirts, caramel and beer

i wish i could've seen this live.

property of Brendan Spohn

you know you're having a good time when the mask comes out

Weezer

BLINK 182

went for cheesesteaks afterwards (fuck genos)...

wes missed out because he simply wouldn't wake up. he didn't believe we went when he woke up.

one big life goal x'ed out

and here's a shitty clip that i was too lazy to fix:

WOMP WOMP WOMP

2009-08-22T15:59:00.000-07:00

Went to NYC to see Dinosaur Jr last weekend

Nicki flexed her pastry chef muscles and surprised me and V with birthday blueberry pies (the one on the right was even vegan for V)

Needless to say, they were fucking incredible.

bros

http://5boro.blogspot.com

"A CAT"

sleeping on the roof was sick, but not at about 10 in the morning. we were roasting.

FROZEN FRUIT

2009-08-07T13:36:00.000-07:00

TS's glasses made me laugh really hard

2 DAYS IN PHILLY

2009-08-01T11:56:00.000-07:00

wound up in philly 2 days in a row with all kinds of friends

julian stolz is one person that at age 21 i still don't feel bad making fun of

"ask them if they'll sell us any"

day 2, went to the freshly opened Pop's Park

nick met up!

this place is fucking rad

ISLAND PARTY LEFTOVERS

2009-07-22T17:19:00.000-07:00

i know it was a while ago, but here's my view of the island party.

the morning after things got pretty loose all over again, most people were gone by that point

luke was busy building his masterpiece

to the victor go the spoils.

TO THE RIVER

2009-07-01T22:44:00.001-07:00

if you don't come to this year's island party, then you're truly missing out.

call me for details if you somehow aren't in the know, the more the merrier.

HUMAN

2009-06-30T19:40:00.000-07:00

HOUSEHOLD TIPS #1

2009-06-29T18:57:00.000-07:00

a while ago i read about this method of cleaning your bearings, and i swear by it.

you will need:
Windex (any window cleaner will do)
a water bottle with the top cut off
and a microwave

step 1: cut the top off the water bottle and dump your bearings in there

step 2: put enough windex in there so the bearings are covered, not alot is needed

step 3: stick the bottle in the microwave and microwave it for 30 second intervals, as it will get hot and foam up quickly. i usually do that 6 times, making for 3 minutes total in the microwave

Step 4: take the bottle out of the microwave, and dump the windex out. then lay the bearings out on a paper towell - BE CAREFUL THOSE SHITS ARE GONNA BE HOT

Step 5: hand clean them a little bit, and put them in some wheels. they will roll just as good as new, and will not rust.

FEW NUGGETS

2009-06-19T19:05:00.000-07:00

where it belonged

CHOMP ON THIS

2009-06-16T07:39:00.001-07:00

REDA

2009-06-13T16:19:00.001-07:00

this slipped under the cracks in my NYC post

GUID BAR

2009-06-13T15:44:00.000-07:00

DISTINGUISHED

2009-06-12T17:41:00.000-07:00

Justin Kenneth Schantz

NYC PART 2

2009-06-10T18:21:00.000-07:00

i woke up at 6 AM due to too much red bull from the night before, my heart was racing like ricky bobby

i creeped on all the cool shit that was in brandy's house

i hope she never sees this because she'll think i'm fucking nuts

all the boys were asleep

but not mike. he sleeps with one eye open

fast forward to sunday:

right now bubba's at bonnaroo, feeling pretty psychadelic

oh and bubba's DFL

here was my view of manny mania with wes

on top of the sketchiest fence ever

there was a 40 percent chance that thing was coming down, and we were gonna end up between that wall and the fence after getting the shit cut out of us on the way down

muska was there with hipster bitches, he caught me talking pictures of him and i felt like a twat. this is the best i could do

you're probably wondering where the photos of bank to the banks, and bobby worrest's shoe party are. well, they don't exist, because i don't carry my camera with me all the time. go to the other skate sites for that bullshit. i do wish i had a photo of mike emery talking to mike mo about farts.

NYC PART 1

2009-06-09T17:31:00.000-07:00

went up to NYC for back to the banks this past weekend with luke and bubba

stayed with nicki and her roomate emily

nicki was so hyped on her new laptop

luke was our guide most of the weekend, he knows his way around NYC fo sho

DDP

we arrived at our destination: the 5Boro 13th anniversary party at the red bull space

every 5boro board ever was hung

open bar = this looking as fuzzy to me as it did for my camera

wes and mike couldnt get in, so we left and took the party to a local bar Enid's

there was some weird party going on there too, and we were out after maybe a half hour

we wound up staying with Mike's friend Brandy, who had the sickest apartment, and we played Seinfeld scene it

more to come...

SLIM AND NONE

2009-06-04T17:07:00.000-07:00

life's been hectic lately, so this has been slow

best i got is this photo of zoey. maybe i'll actually use my camera in NYC this weekend.

but maybe not.

WHY IS GMAIL STILL IN BETA

2009-05-25T22:08:00.000-07:00

DON'T BE A VICTIM

2009-05-12T13:21:00.000-07:00

i couldn't believe i was really reading this

welp

WRONG NUMBER

2009-05-07T11:47:00.001-07:00

hey colbert, i need your number again homie hahaaha

OPRAH HOOKED IT UP

2009-05-07T05:29:00.000-07:00

Tired of only having 4 of those KFC coupons per computer you print them from? Whitey Blackman was already runnin' short yesterday from the looks of it!

No problem, Here's 3 of them you can print at will. Make sure to download the large size and print that.

They were taken from the PDF file that was originally on the website, they took it down for these easily printable reasons, and replaced it with that program that only lets you get 4.

I don't even love KFC, but there's 2 things I don't argue with:
A) Oprah
B) A free meal

Looks like we're all eating free till May 19th. Good luck staying skinny

WED SAVES LIVS

2009-05-06T08:25:00.001-07:00

one of the perks of being able to walk now means that i can hit Leesport flea market every wednesday morning.

easily the highlight is the post-session sausage, double egg and cheese sandwich at mulligans grill

and get a drink to wash it down

THOSE WHO KNOW...

2009-05-03T17:26:00.001-07:00

J Mascis

2009-05-02T01:46:00.000-07:00

FOOT UPDATE

2009-04-29T21:26:00.001-07:00

Got my cast off today:

And aside from just my ankle feeling really weak, my foot feels pretty good. one of the best things about getting a cast off is being able to just go nuts with a washcloth and get all that dead skin off. So satisfying.

Hopefully in the beginning of June I'll be able to skate.

BUBBA IS THE MINDFREAK

2009-04-27T14:42:00.000-07:00

Bubba gave me permission to host up Artsy Mindfreak for those who have never seen it, or want a copy of it:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=W3SQWAJA

Click it, enter in the code, and wait 45 seconds, and you've got it.

THE DISCONNECT

2009-04-26T18:32:00.001-07:00

Ans's band The Disconnect is easily my favorite local band from the valley, and he told me about this site where you can get most of their music for free. For those who don't know, they are instrumental, and similar to Explosions in The Sky, Mogwai, or Godspeed! You Black Emperor.

Check them out, they rule.

http://g.virbcdn.com/thedisconnect

KILLER SESH

2009-04-23T12:38:00.000-07:00

CAMERA DUMP

2009-04-15T23:04:00.000-07:00

EVER SEE THAT EPISODE OF FELICITY?

2009-04-15T00:56:00.000-07:00

i'm waiting steve...

SURPRISE

2009-04-05T15:03:00.000-07:00

surprise party for mike and po at phil's house last night

mike knew not to wear his new gift on a full moon

novelty shirts have always been in, fuck the trends

full size this photo to see what's so funny about it

i was truly stunned to see a pinata, let alone a custom 610 one

kurtz dove for the billy bob teeth the second the hit the floor

jada and mune know how to have a bitchin' party for everyone's favorite dudes, cheers to them!

MORE $$$$

2009-04-01T17:02:00.001-07:00

foot update:

got an official cast, in it for 4 weeks till i get put back in a walking boot.

THE ONLY KING I ANSWER TO

2009-03-26T22:13:00.000-07:00

recieved this awesome present from max today

The Hot Dog King himself

but every pose he can do is filthy:

he's either showing you how big his weiner is...

...or that.

HOOK UP

2009-03-26T21:52:00.001-07:00

want to get TWS for 2.99 like me and commeh did?

http://shop.ebay.com/merchant/henniquinl

this dude sells vouchers for 12 issues of TWS. He puts one after another up. judging by his feedback record, you've got nothing to worry about. and 2.99 is hardly a risk. go for it pussies.

MRE

2009-03-24T13:48:00.000-07:00

A while ago Bubba made this day in the life for Mike Emery.

it was given to me to put on youtube, so here it is.

STEVE JOBS

2009-03-20T18:07:00.000-07:00

aint got shit on me

10,000 MINIMUM

2009-03-11T16:27:00.000-07:00

see you in 10 to 12 weeks

IT WORKS EVERY TIME

2009-03-01T21:57:00.001-08:00

Billy Dee woulda been proud

WEAKSAUCE

2009-02-27T14:08:00.000-08:00

switch heelflip gone wrong

max brought crutches over, and i felt like this dude when i saw those crutches again:

BREAKING NEWS

2009-02-22T15:04:00.000-08:00

meet Zoey

WHAT, WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN

2009-02-22T03:28:00.000-08:00

climbed into Ivans barn last night for a session

V got the curtains with this one

100TH POST EXTRAVAGANZA

2009-02-19T23:18:00.000-08:00

...not really

just bringing this to your attention:

2009-02-11T00:25:00.000-08:00

Youtube is a cop out for a blog post, but holy shit

the last thing in this video made me laugh for almost 10 minutes straight

R.I.P. Abby

2009-02-06T23:54:00.001-08:00

Abby passed away tonight.

I took both of these photos last night, since she had been spending the last of her time with me in my room. The vet said he liver was failing, and she hadn't eaten in over 2 weeks, and was pretty much going to be put to sleep on tuesday night. I can still remember being in 6th grade wanting to come home and just play with her. I'll miss her so much.

RAD AD #3

2009-02-05T12:26:00.000-08:00

not really an ad, just a sick photo

Ed Templeton - nosegrind.

RAD AD #2

2009-02-03T12:35:00.000-08:00

Antwuan Dixon wishes he was this dude...

WHERE THE HEART IS

2009-02-01T10:03:00.000-08:00

v and king tilc

right as this was being taken, some dude with a lip ring was feverishly shit talking the skate plaza. then i found out he's the next LVAN subject. what a class act

The Disconnect ripped

me and kurtz were dying

serious bouncer

new lost soul graphics were ripping as well

a few lucky people, but mostly hurt feelings

the tweens raged to Tile

hahaha

kurtz took notice to something in the corner

Addiction cover. some dude 3 stooged me in the eye and knocked my contact clear out. i drove 95 on the highway back home, and then made it back in 25 minutes and didn't miss shit

go time

underage sneakin' beers

and here's some crappy video

RAD AD

2009-01-30T07:25:00.000-08:00

FIREBALL MOTIONS

2009-01-24T21:20:00.000-08:00

wonderland. every game that matters

Street Fighter 4. got owned in less than 30 seconds

DESTINY CALLS

2009-01-22T14:12:00.000-08:00

Our LOST premiere was better

REAL QUALITY PRODUCTS FROM LG

2009-01-21T15:44:00.000-08:00

2 days old. Apparently you can't sit on a cell phone these days. God knows I weigh alot. expect a nasty email LG.

VIVA LA BAM

2009-01-16T19:02:00.000-08:00

Bam's house, west chester pa. dream world.

BUY THIS PHONE

2009-01-15T16:07:00.001-08:00

$40!!! LG CHOCOLATE, BUY IT

CLAP ON

2009-01-09T23:21:00.000-08:00

Your are not a true pile until you have one of these...

TONIGHTS TOP 10 LIST

2009-01-04T15:19:00.000-08:00

If you know me, then you know I have a shitload of videos. a whole dedicated hard drive's worth. It's part of my whole "if you're into something, go nuts with it" mantra or how Jim Greco lovingly put it, "don't dabble".

So i've decided to put a list of MY MOST WATCHED VIDEOS OF 2008 to help keep the blog from getting stale.

and here, here it goes:

10: Globe's "United By Fate Episode 3: Jake Duncombe and Matt Mumford"

I watched this all alone in our Barcelona apartment one night, not expecting all that much but was totally blown away by the ATV-ness of Jake Duncombe, and Matt Mumfords new found appreciation for skating strictly tranny. Jake's tricks on that obstacle pictures, and Matt's full cab nosepick ender had me going back to the website numerous times before the atrocious episode 4 with Greg Lutzka came out.

9: Traffic's "Moving in Traffic"

A NEW BOBBY PULEO PART? A NEW JACK SABBACK PART? I feel like if I need to say why I watched this, you don't really get it. I was not a fan of the Puleo part at first though, took a few watches. Problem was comparing it to the greatness that was Static 2, or even his Penal Code part. It's not as good as those, but still damn good (and nice to see him skate without masturbatory Josh Stewart building shots)

8: Epicly Later'd's John Cardiel episode

This is the only video on this list I physically have in my possession, and I was quick to put it online as soon as I could to the [SV] community. We'd all sit in our room in Spain and watch these episodes night after night as a testament to one of the worst tragedy's in skateboarding, the fact that John Cardiel cannot move his legs how he used to. Inspiring, funny, and plain fucking rad.

7: Danny Way's part in Plan B's "Superfuture"

When that issue of TWS showed up at my door I couldn't believe the cover shot of the 360 flip. Despite the kooky shit he's said in interviews, Danny proved he was completely untouchable again with that little section. Flipping in to grinds on the QP of the Mega? Kicklipping right into the QP of the Mega? 360 Manual without a helmet going like 40 MPH on a skateboard? Rocket Backflip Body Varial? FS heelflip in a pool? This dude is a machine, and I sat here watching that part literally laughing out loud and the ridiculousness of it all.

6: Girl and Anti Hero's "Beauty and The Beast"

Everyone's wet dream of a tour, that had an accompanying video as dreamy as the tour itself. I don't remember Frank Gerwer doing a single trick in the whole video besides getting up to the roof of the van without using his hands while holding a beer, and that's good enough. Mike Carrolls Japan, BA's jersey's, Robbie Russo proving it's possible for little kids to skate, and Tony Trujillo proving why he never has to come out with another part again was enough to see this 1000 times everytime I was at V's house alone.

5: The Unused 30 minutes of throwaway Fully Flared footage from "The Final Flare"

This showed up online about a week ago, and I've already played it out so much that I'm completely sick of it. Almost wish that the whole video would have been made like this, and alot of it could have been in the final video. Carroll's footage is gold, my favorite being an early take on the same line he did in the Super Champion Funzone extras.

4: Toy Machine "Lurkfest"

A very slept on video, which is also another really great tour video, which is something Toy Machine hasn't exactly excelled at in the past (although I love all of them regardless). I was surprised to see myself watching this as many times as I did, it was quick, and the street section at the end was hardly throwaway. Ed making fun of his constant noseblunts no one will/should ever get sick of is also always a reminder of how rad Toy Machine is.

3: Krooked "Gnaughty"

Better than "Gnar Gnar", this one's gimmick was that it was all filmed with digital camera's on movie mode. This is one of the best Van Wastell parts, and makes you see how lightfooted he was. Also showed you that Brad Cromer is the shit before you saw that part of the DLX site.

2: "A Happy Medium"

The followup to my favorite video of 2006 (suck it Enjoi) Peter Vlad's Wonderful Horrible Life, this video is serious, let the most fun you'll watch. John Motta has last part, but yet all the parts before it seem better. It's like watching real people skate that you can relate to, all set to a funny soundtrack with strange footage in between parts. This is also the only video on this list I feel bad about downloading, because the dude who put this on together deserves anyone's money for this one.

1: "Baker Has a Deathwish"

I don't care what sort of skating you're into, odds are you still think Baker is awesome. This was more than just a promo, and felt like Baker 3, and Tilt Mode's Man Down had a child. Beagle has an eye for some really funny shit, alot of people I don't think do, and it made this video to be easily my most watched, and most enjoyable to watch video of the year. If you can keep a straight face during Antwuan Dixon's footage after his part, there must be something wrong with your brain. There's an abundance of unicycles, weed, and straight up fucking off that makes me hope they continue to not take themselves seriously forever.

LOST SOUL YORKATRON CLIP

2009-01-03T20:05:00.001-08:00

MEMORY LANE

2009-01-02T22:51:00.000-08:00

Tonight the Disconnect had a great show, and I couldn't help but picture this all frame by frame, so it seemed like a good time to rehash some awesome memories (and since my SD card is missing, i have no other choice)

CONGRATS HOMIE

2008-12-25T10:06:00.000-08:00

Andy Vasquez (aka T V) has the newest ad in Focus. Pop shove it the Donnegan 9 is no joke. Way to go dude.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE KID

2008-12-21T16:47:00.000-08:00

Hans was on the top turnbuckle that night

BOYS NIGHT OUT

2008-12-16T17:15:00.000-08:00

a taste of things to come

R.I.P.

2008-12-15T04:52:00.000-08:00

Yesterday, our neighbor who's a bit whacky was banging on our door, and in her arms was this beautiful orange cat. She saw it in the road, it had been hit and it was dying. It's back was clearly broken, but there wasn't an ounce of blood. Me and my mom watched it die right in front of us. I buried it this morning.

We've seen this cat around, and it was clearly well fed, so it breaks my heart to know this was someone's cat. Even weirder yet, our neighbor came to us almost exactly 1 hour after I had just buried my nana's cat which died that morning also.

R.I.P., go hug your cat today.

YOU HAVE ONE NEW TEXT MESSAGE

2008-12-12T05:49:00.000-08:00

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO

2008-12-11T08:10:00.000-08:00

Had a Locke sighting the other day... Only a month away.

BUBBATRON

2008-12-08T14:29:00.000-08:00

Bubba found out what ROMS and Emulators are. It's going to be a good winter for him.

NEVER FORGET - 11/15/08

2008-12-06T12:48:00.000-08:00

what could be making billy this happy?

have a gander at what's making billy so happy (no minors were fed alcohol in the filming of this momentous occasion):

Youtube quality is awful.

Word on the street is that Billy bs shralped the ramp a few days after this was shot. Fuck yeah!

puke

2008-12-05T12:39:00.000-08:00

Luke is at Tampa am right now, which is pretty damn dope. Good luck to the good man.

LENS ERROR

2008-12-03T14:17:00.001-08:00

Camera's back

and so is the blog:

what doesn't fit?

WHOLY SHIT

2008-11-11T15:18:00.000-08:00

THE BLACK MAN ASK HER TO BE HIS WIFE

2008-11-09T20:15:00.000-08:00

2008-11-05T03:40:00.000-08:00

did the voting thing

election day is like christmas, only Obama quick drops off some shit you don't want. like clothing on christmas

headed down to the good old JCC

i kept wondering how much these things probably cost the whole time

and all in all

i'm pretty psyched on the whole thing, let's see what this dude really does for the middle class

HELP ME OBI WAN KENOBI...

2008-11-04T16:17:00.000-08:00

so i'm sitting here with CNN on next to my computer, and they pulled shit shit live and it blew my mind

LIVE VIA HOLOGRAM?!?!

WHAT THE FOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

so you mean to tell me...

THIS JUST HAPPENED IN RL

bullocks

A MOSQUITO, MY LIBIDO

2008-11-03T19:31:00.000-08:00

smells like ____ ______

halloween parade

2008-10-26T21:37:00.000-07:00

bubba went on a 15 minute walk of destruction that was the highlight of that night for sure

gnarto

2008-10-20T23:45:00.001-07:00

jesus christ

moar like this

2008-10-16T01:38:00.001-07:00